AMPHABIAN – “The Men’s Room” – Lyrics
This world
It’s so funny
Oh, you’ve got to have a sense of humor
But if you don’t
You’d better stay away from the Men’s Room
You’d better stay away from the Men’s Room
The door
It’s always open
A place for relief
That’s why I go
That’s why I go
I’m going to the Men’s Room
Oh, it’s private
Taking my time
Clearing my mind
Couldn’t wait to go
For a little j/o
Get it on
Get it off
Get it soft
In, the, Men’s Room
No one has names
And no one plays games
Through this glory hole
They’ll suck out your soul
That’s what I know
That’s why I, go, to the Men’s Room
That’s why I’m going to the Men’s Room
Oh, it’s private
Oh, it’s private
Ah, ah-oh
I’m going to the Men’s Room
Wh-oh, oh-ah
I’m going to the Men’s Room
Oh, it’s private
Come and join me
Written February 6, 1995
Copyright 1995 F.I. Thibodeaux (BMI) / Mainya Music Publishing (BMI)